(to the tune of Petula Clark’s Downtown)


If life is crappy
awake from your nappy
come and dance with me,
LONG BEACH!
If you’re feeling awful-
chicken and waffles
and some Warren G,
LONG BEACH
listen to the music and the authors, information!
The Lightbulb Mouth Radio hour is the new sensation
turn off your cell
Long beach is back, back on the scene
We ain’t got a king
but one hell of a Queen, (Mary)
LONG BEACH
ITS NOT DEBATABLE
LONG BEACH
WE’RE ALL AVAILABLE
LONG BEACH
I LIKE YOUR FACE AND I LIKE SOUP.